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Fro Demotivational Poster


MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am
I frickin' love this!


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
Shit where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm
Grandma?


HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

lolz
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LOL!
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Exactly.
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Win.
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too


TAGS: firefly saffron sexy hell
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:41 am
Big stack of yes!
AirStryke - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Watch Firefly. The Episode Mrs. Reynolds
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 4:59 pm
Que?


FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.


TAGS: frosty killer
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:42 am
Ah, yes... this old classic. I post it to my Facebook once every year.
mariand - March 9, 2013, 1:49 pm
ha...good one


EVOLUTION - Can we go back?


TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


HARE SOLO -




HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!




PRINCE CHARMING - Pleads for his life in Biology Class.




Frogs -


TAGS: frog chameleon shutup
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MuddySoapfish - August 15, 2014, 4:40 pm
I like it !


STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


LOONEY TUNES -


TAGS: dancing frog
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 2:34 pm
And, Airlad, who can forget, "Let Springtime blossoms bloom again...in the garden of...koff, koff, koff, my heart."
Airman - March 14, 2012, 11:49 am
you guys never saw the looney tunes singing Frog? google it...
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 11:11 am

Al Jolson, I think. Great one,Airman~~
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:44 am
And although I'm too young to be familiar with this song It still won't stop me from giving it 5L Strong
GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 10:19 am
"Then you'll be left alone...Oh baby...telephone...and tell me I'm your own. Operator ring it once again... Hello my honey, Hello my baby...Hello my ragtime gal."
Sho - March 14, 2012, 9:31 am
"If you refuse me, then you will lo5e me..."
GySgt1811a - March 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
"Send me a kiss by wire, Honey my heart's on fire..."


LEARNING TO SPEAK FRENCH? - just makes you want to throw up your hands and surrender


TAGS: frog france
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Zook

toraudewa - September 6, 2011, 11:57 am
Sorry. But as a Quebecker I must admit to what Culos and Illico Presto said. Parce que là je sèche sur ce que tu voulais dire.
IllicoPresto - May 24, 2011, 2:31 am
Ah ouais! Quand même!
culos - February 26, 2011, 2:36 pm
Desolee Steph mais il te faut etudier un peu plus avant d'esssayer d'ecrire en francais!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:10 pm
C'est une valeur est - étude dur parce que les filles français sont sauvages
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
feel*
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Even those born speaking french feeling like hitting their head against a wall sometimes.
spacedog - February 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
Nice one Zook.
pzykosiz - February 22, 2011, 4:38 pm
favouriting this. 5 cheese eating surrender monkeys
culos - February 22, 2011, 5:28 am
Pas mal, bien fait....Au secours!!!
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 1:00 am
Well played.
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 11:19 pm
Very nice. 5L.


I WISH I WERE A ZOMBIE!! - BRAINS!....BRAINS!!




LOL - This is why you're dead. Sign of the times...Sorry dude!


TAGS: sign from hell
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:44 am
damn it... sorry for multi-posting. i use my cell phone as a modem for my notebook. :(
forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:43 am
donut with bacon. for what other reason the police want you to call them?!?
forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:43 am
donut with bacon. for what other reason the police want you to call them?!?
agdaniele - April 1, 2010, 12:20 am
Agreed 100% - and drowning is funny. It's too rare that the earth gets it come-uppance.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:19 am
U have to laugh on your way to breakfast tho aggy
agdaniele - April 1, 2010, 12:06 am
If you see someone drowning, have a bacon breakfast?


OFFROAD TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: delorean offroad
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

zoomer296 - December 30, 2012, 7:38 pm
This one is better.
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 12:28 am
My bad, didn't know someone did it a while ago. I haven't seen every motifake, and I apologize. If the mods want to pull this one as a duplicate, I'm fine with that.
CANADA - March 8, 2010, 6:55 pm
word for word of this one....81425


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


EVIL KERMIT THE FROG - It's not easy being green.




RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!




HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




FRODO, HE'S SERIOUS - Give him the f***ing ring!




ALCOHOL -




JUSTICE - Old School.


TAGS: justice west frontier hanging wild
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Rukey - December 29, 2010, 3:00 am
What the.. Hes never going to pull the tree down that way..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2010, 10:05 pm
Is that a dig at me RR?...Kinda harsh. No worries...I'm already "Hung"
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:11 pm
my 2nd choice of comment for this pic was 'The Mods. They hate your guts.' Would have outperformed this one easily... Not sure it would have been approved, though. Oh well, we will never know, anyway.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:30 pm

I can think of a few motifakers this should be done tooooooooooooooooooo


FROLIC -


TAGS: have fun while it lasts frolic
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 2:29 am
I used a suggestion from capn kangaroo for the 2nd half of this one. It really smoothed it out. Thanks capn!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:06 am
I like it
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 1:01 am
I like the direction you took with this. =)


RAISE GIANT FROGS ! - Well? What are you waiting for?


TAGS: frogs
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by lazyphil



FROGCAT - That's what happens when you don't neuter your frog.... wait




MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .


TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
dude, that's very true...


A COLD HEART -


TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


1-800-MOTIFAKE - CUSTOMER SERVICE


TAGS: live from delhi
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm
Only n00bs whine about the mods.


WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by gas

robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


RELAX -


TAGS: serious frog relax rerun
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by rerun

5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:47 am
this one fits here as advice to the new guys. So are we going to have more classes of posters bestowed upon us? I see CHICKFAKE.COM in our future.
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:15 pm
All glory to the Hypnotoad.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:12 pm

oops, posted to wrong site.


WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.


TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Death

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a sexist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm
Please take your butt-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


CINDERELLA -




BRAVE NEW WORLD -


TAGS: allusions from reality
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 8:05 am

a dangling whosawhat?
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
It seems he was on recently to post this motifake.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:57 pm
great
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:53 pm
No ice, it's just his chapstick.
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:44 pm
You have a dangling participle RL.


FRENCH PARTY -




MY PRINCE -




BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




THE DESTINATION - A journey isn't a journey without one....


TAGS: destination journey 4x4 offroad
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Bumgrubs

Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 6:37 pm
P.s. That actually is me ;)
ughomer - April 27, 2012, 12:28 pm
KEEP 'EM COMIN' BUMGRUBS.
mariand - April 27, 2012, 9:03 am
OK, nicely done...
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:42 am
My first one....be gentle lol.


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


CANADA - Defender of the beaver tail. Master of the moose. Keeper of the maple syrup.


TAGS: he comes from a very french town so dont make fun of his accent
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:31 pm
I am glad I stumbled upon this. Hell, Trash, for his last comment gets this poster a 5L. (Yes I know this poster is almost a year old)
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 3:19 pm
poorly spelled random french words and phrases remembered from years of french classes and 1 episode of the wonder years.
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:16 pm
i reconize the word monsieurre
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
?
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:52 pm
oui oui monsieurre pomplamousse chien haha vous lez vous du beurre jerry lewis pomme de terre mon frere?
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:46 pm
LMAO! just the tags alone get you 5! FRENCHIE!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:42 pm
Oh Canada our home's on native land.....
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:41 pm
And beaver tail is exactly what it sounds like. "glorious and free"
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:40 pm
LMAO Trash!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maple syrup is used as lube. Canadian tire money as rolling papers.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:30 pm
I distinctly remember Sean talking aboot Uncle Steve, baseball, home runs and coming home with Canadian Tire Money
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:26 pm
No that's Canadian Tire money
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:25 pm
I think its their currency
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
I'm still trying to figure out what Maple Syrup is a euphemism for
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
What aboot the canadian lingo is hard?
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:15 pm
Rolex = see Sean's poster with the competitive Rolex. Hey I'm just starting to get this Canadian lingo down!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
Yeah a shitty fake Rolex he bought on a beach in Mexico.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:08 pm
and a Rolex
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 22, 2009, 1:38 pm
It's like curling with less brooms.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 11:28 am
I see he has his competitive fisting knuckles on...so how do they score that anyway?


CRUNCHY FROG - Well don't you even take the bones out? If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?


TAGS: crunchy frog monty python pickles
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2011, 5:54 am
Well played.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:21 am
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary like Praline or Lime Cream ? A very popular flavour I'm led to understand.


HULK MISS KERMIT - It Not Easy Being Green All By Hulk's Self...


TAGS: frogs jim henson hulk
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Zed

Zed - December 9, 2009, 1:49 am
Danke, Random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 1:46 am
Stuff like this makes up for it though
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:17 am
5 Smashing Hulks FTW
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 12:19 am
God dammit, I simply miss the Muppets. 5ls Zed.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 10:01 pm
Thanks, guys.
doofenshmirtz - November 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Trashheap you couldn't have said it better 5L's all the way
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 9:12 pm
Superior because of simplicity! 5Lions
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:06 pm
Beautiful! I love it!!!


HERMIONE'S "MAGIC WAND" -


TAGS: just seeing her walk in with this will make you jump assignment for november 28 frog
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:33 am
great poster 5 wands up
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 1:57 am
5 lions and a handshake. YUSS
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
its best in cases like this , TREE not to ask questions =] just go with it :)
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Photoshopped or not, this is fucking hot. I wonder if she actually knows she is being personafied in such a manner all over the internet? Regardless, 5 magical strokes of the "wand".


FROGGER - so this is why no one plays it anymore




ENEMY OR PATRIOT -


TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these dickheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


THE PEOPLE OF EARTH - The eleventh commandment hath arrived...




VIRGINITY -


TAGS: virginity cherry pop frozen hard
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
Classic.
shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 9:05 am
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!
mariand - December 19, 2011, 10:28 am
LOL


FROSTY - He's got backup


TAGS: frosty snowman snow
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by aerofiend

agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:36 am
...just put it in a comment!
agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
See people? That's how it's done. You CAN come up with an unfunny line without tunneling the poster.
Sir - April 19, 2009, 7:51 pm
more like " FROSTY-can't keep it in his pants"


TRANCE FROG - He likes the LAZORS!!!!




LABS -


TAGS: four types to choose from
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:30 pm
lmao @ yellow lab? Ugh.... 5L!
simba08 - November 18, 2010, 8:31 am
LMAO @ THE METH LAB
BoneCD - November 18, 2010, 7:08 am
LOL...5 Poodles


REGGAE CONCERTS - TTH is always first in line for tickets


TAGS: tth afro reggae
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:45 am
No more Elvis (pic 70007) or just a great fan of every kind of music?!? ;)
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:45 pm
Nice one Airman.


PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?


TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...


GLOBAL WARMING - Killed My Cat


TAGS: frozen cat global warming
Rating: 2.18/5
adolflol - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
I don't like cats, but that is just wrong
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
cats are no better than rats
Swampfox - November 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crats, clown cars... Who can tell the difference?
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
how can anyone think dead cats are funny?


HATRED -


TAGS: cat red dot frown hate
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 9:51 pm
Yes! 5L
crankyhead - October 11, 2012, 4:54 pm
LOL!


JUST A SUGGESTION -


TAGS: lotr frodo gandalf ring
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pointer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:35 pm
Gandalf is so tight-fisted with his magic, it's annoying. When the characters meet certain doom, it's not a question of whether or not they'll survive, it's whether not Gandalf will intervene.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
Nah, Sauron would've seen them coming and sent the Nazgul to intercept, and the whole "under cover" thing would've been blown. Then again, I guess that would be no more risky than what they did.. hmm..
Kenn141 - January 5, 2011, 2:41 pm
You know we were all thinking it!


FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - Always sticking his nose in your business




MY COMMENT TO YOUR LAST COMMENT -


TAGS: comments from timmies or buttheads
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:58 pm
Nice, Ron. You have a gift for capturing the Motifake experience.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
amsome 5l


I HAVE A FRO - Your logic is invalid


TAGS: monkey logic fro
Rating: 2.21/5
Ahh! - February 14, 2009, 12:51 am
It is Turk from Tarzan!


YOU THINK YOUR IN DEEP SHIT? -


TAGS: frog deep shit pond wildlife
Rating: 1.63/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:19 pm
Actually I usually drink Stella if I have a reason not to drink Jamesons....like when I'm driving or working.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:16 pm
If the Molson bottle fits...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm
Holstein!! you racist bastard, Do we all look the same to you?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:11 pm
It's a thankless, endless job. You'd have a better chance of a "sense of completion: sorting mail for the post office.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:11 pm
Well faulk yew ya fikkin' gernsy!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Natzi? Eh?.....just thought I'd join Aggy on his quest to rid the internet of spelling errors.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
No, your only up to eight times today. So knock it off.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:58 pm
Nein!
Sean - July 17, 2009, 8:56 pm
aggy your a natzi!!!! just not sure wot kind ... 'll get back to you on that. k?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:53 pm
You're?


Kermit Lied -




FRENCH INDIA -




NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -




VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.


TAGS: twilight is gay shit house the count from sesame street kicks ultimate ass
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Bloodybirdbrain

Kahoalii - October 14, 2011, 2:16 am
5, 5 Lions! AH AH AH!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:39 pm
5/5 for a GREAT catch


HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean


TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!




REINCARNATION - I'm Rick James, Bitch!


TAGS: dog afro
Rating: 2.64/5

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FIRECROTCHED WIGGERS - Keepin' it Real Since.... Never


TAGS: frotch pappi devin wigger
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by GenocideFace

Pappy - February 22, 2009, 2:03 am
Im going to smash you into a fence... AGAIN!!!!!!!!


Your Welcome -


TAGS: cupcake licked frosting just muffin
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

demon001 - August 9, 2014, 12:54 pm
Your welcome, my welcome, his/her welcome!


PRINCE CHARMING IS DEAD -


TAGS: first fairytale frog herpes payback
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 4:14 pm
Visual balance and form improves any poster. It looks like you didn't make it on your atari 2600 home computer.
foresti - November 29, 2010, 4:03 pm
Monkey wrote: "I only a*sisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in" THAT'S why it's nice!! :D
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:03 pm

first effort....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
autumnspirit - November 28, 2010, 9:20 pm
I guess I forgot to save the title change. PAYBACKS A BITCH
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 8:55 pm
I am so proud of her, it brought a tear to my eye *sniff* I only assisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:50 pm

wow


RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.




BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

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Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.


TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.


SUDDENLY - Without Warning Frog Day was over


TAGS: frog day
Rating: 3.89/5

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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:50 am
that is seriously funny. 5 "croaked's"
Sean - November 29, 2009, 12:57 am
RETARDS We all know one. (Oh, sorry, you may be the "one.")
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 12:50 am
What?
Sean - November 28, 2009, 11:58 pm
Some retard ruined it! Anyone know this one?
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm
I appreciate it! A laugh is the greatest gift here.
gil - November 28, 2009, 8:47 pm
thanks space, ag, appreciate it very much
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:42 pm
Love this gil. 5Ls
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
Hilarious!


THERE'S NO SUCH THING -


TAGS: i love my family but from a distance
Rating: 3.85/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 9:45 pm
Thanks guys. Nothing like visiting relatives to remind me why I moved here
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done, sick!
Sean - December 31, 2009, 6:33 pm
Great.
Dr. Rusak - December 31, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh so true, 5L


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are sucking milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4chan...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


HITCHING A RIDE -


TAGS: frog crocodile dinner
Rating: 3.1/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:42 am
Holy crap, this is good.


QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


MY SUPER SUIT - Where is it?!?!


TAGS: frozone super suit
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by For me 2 know and u 2 find out

garv - April 20, 2009, 11:32 am
no...it isn't...
Kii - April 20, 2009, 7:08 am
His supersuit is right behind him.


WAIT A MINUTE -


TAGS: boy frown computers youtube
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
*sigh* Youth...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIK - Roses r red, violets r blue! Just a little poster to say happy b-day and I love you!!!


TAGS: from your duck scrubber
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
LMAO! That's what I'm talking about!
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
All kidding aside...what's my fav drink?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:13 am
LOL!! That's niiiice!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:08 am
What? No Riunite on ice?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:07 am
BOXED WINE OR DIE!!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:06 am
I'll just assume you've had too many midori sours tonight.
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:03 am
Well that just warms that cockles of my heart!!! (that's really gay, but i've always wanted to say it, and untill now I've really never found a situation that called for that much gayness......) But seriously.....thanks. Miss you fuckers too!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:01 am
All kidding aside... it's good to see you around again. A lot has gone on... don't know how much you are aware of. We'll have to fill you in whenever you decide to stay for more than a weekend.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:59 am
You're greatly missed here... and don't think that you're just throwin' a bone once a month here! We want more!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:57 am
I'm dreading the day....websensen hasn't hit my AOR yet. Not that I've been on much at work lately.....but still to take down logic? That's just a tragedy in and of itself.......miss ya buddy!!!!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:55 am
Soon as I get some god damn help at work....I'm gonna be back on a more permanent basis. Don't hate. I'd be here non-stop if I could.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Selfish bitch!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Well, hell... you manage to stay away more than those who have been lost to WebSense!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:50 am
And BTW....quickies is all I can manage with you hookers now~ You know this site is like crack!! "Every time I think I'm out...THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!"
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:47 am
DAmn, dude! That's some serious commitment after moving to Cali... lots of beach to comb.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:46 am
Nah! I left her ass in Jersey. But she's comin out for good in Octoberish....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:42 am
Speaking of HNIK, did she come with you, or did you abandon her like you did us... just dropping by for quickies?
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Ha! Regular, indeed. The crew is a bit bigger, and we're suffering witdrawls from several... including you. MWLF isn't around, nor is Logic... but he's making an attempt to be around a bit more. Still... we aren't patrollling the streets like we used to.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Oh I'm still In.....they made the mistake of promoting my sorry ass. Now I'm the HNIC of my engine room and I've got a shit ton to learn before I can start whippin my bad news bears into shape.....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
I have been checking in every now and then...seems the crew has grown by a few......and the timmys have come and gone. Good to see the regulars are.....staying regular...
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
A real job? What, you aren't USCG?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
put an o after that n....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
N sir! I went and got me a real job that has soaked up all of my free time....I drink as much as I can in the 3 hours I have off....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:34 am
It's always the same.... you bait me in, then leave me wanting. LOL!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:33 am
LOLMAO!! I'm not talkin posters...I'm joshin with you about how long it usually takes to just get your acknowlegement after my usual absence....I gotta blab away for a few weeks till you feel i'm gonna hang......and then.....poof....gone again!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
I just figured you got to California, and slid into the snob-nose culture.... too good for motifaking now. Either that, or you stopped drinking.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
Two weeks? TWO WEEKS? You're flattering yourself! You ain't never around!!! Let me see... one poster made in April... only one poster in May... Hmmmmm... nothing in June or July... and I ain't counting this one, joker!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:28 am
Oh yeah....what's fricken even weirder is......I grew up here.....snot the same...
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:27 am
What's a shock is that my mentor and bestest motifaker hasn't shunned me for a two week break in period......jeebus Aggy!! That has to be the record!!! *sniff*
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:25 am
LOL! Culture shock, ain't it?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:24 am
Ayup! And It's damn weird.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:23 am
LMAO!!!! Well, if it ain't the Beverly Hillbilly! Move to Cali yet?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:22 am
Happy birthday muffin!!! Damn.... I'm too lazy to make a new poster.....LOVE YA!!!
MO - December 29, 2009, 3:46 am
And in case anyone's still confused aboot who the hell Jeffey is? This was just some random pic I found while searching for a B-day poster for NIK. (you all good now Mooooo?)
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
Imunna go with post-fake!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 10:54 am
Does it make it easier when the ducks are in a row?.......does it save time ...and lubricant?.....or is there some kind of limit, Like during hunting season, Still confused.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:28 pm
I think 6 flags refer to the Ambien butterflies fluttering around his head.
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
Make a list...i'll address them one at a time.....gotta get my ducks in a row...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
I think you have only confused me more MO....Jeffey is Nik?....what did you do to the duck?
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
Have a great weekend Mo, cause on monday you may have to translate a number of comments.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:22 pm
Enjoy 6 flags, lunatic!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:21 pm
Talking to said GF on the telly I'd be faking instead of paying attention....and good lord....I'm going to 6 flags!!! See yuz guys on Monday!!!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:20 pm
Jeffey. Good lord I'm confused!! How bout u guys? So looong story short. I got duck off red wine (in a box) was extremely mean to my GF (jeffey) and hence here we are. Jacuzzi? I thought I was taking flack (quack) for being on motifake. In the past when..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:40 am
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight light, and the red balloon..."
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
Take it easy, Haar.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
MOOOOWHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's a viking buhbye...i think...Bye Haarkkk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
night Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
I work out of my car. I often have to be somewhere but have no real "work" to do....so I watch Tv on my laptop.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Who is Lag?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
LMFAO!!! Mooooo... adapting, adjusting, overcoming (at their house)
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Lag is killing me. I'm out. TTYL.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
I find that a girl who is good at oral is more effective than Ambien.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
funny. we were just talking aboot passed out girlfriends at poker.....apparently my friends want me to stop hanging around their places at night.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
Animal Planet? Maybe the 2/1 cup video I saw differs from your version.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Always pissed me off, my wife can do that too. I toss and turn forever.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Ummmmm.... I'm guessing you like sneaking underage girls into drive-in movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
food network? No, more like "animal planet"
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Nothing says fun like a passed-out girlfriend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Actually. If you look in my trunk there are snacks,movies, space heaters and at least 80 feet of extension cord.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Oh I'll splain further....that woman will fall asleep in a hurricane!!! Not kidding. We get home and not 5 minutes later....out like a......comfy girl....thank god I'm the only one that snors...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Hell, mooooo.... by now, it's just like watching the food network, right?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
That sucks. TTH is good people.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
The mooooo survival kit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
I'm desensitizing myself by watching 2 girls 1 cup over and over.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
A lot of fake tits here.... it seem mountanous, but it's not. Easy mistake to make, Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
I tether my Blackberry to get net in the middle of nowhere.....but mostly I watch porn.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Besides, I can't talk.... I'm half falling asleep at 12:30.... just pathetic.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Well hell. I don't know why, but I always thought Vegas was on Mountain, not Pacific. Doh.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh yeah.... time zones. I was referring to Nik alrerady being asleep earlier... oh, nevermind. I'll just let the joke bomb on it's own without further explanation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Trash has no laptop...so he's pretty well fucked... 12 hours with very little to do.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
I went through a lapse in spelling over the last two weeks. Getting back on track now.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Great for isolated folks.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Agg..I know it's only midnight your time....I"m working on tree-terdy here..sooookay bust out the sippy cap!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
LOL.... tryin' to push it off on someone else, Haar?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
If a birthday is going to be cut unintentionally short, and sprinkled with irritation, shouldn't you be the one who fell asleep early, MO?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
I've a satellite DSL hook up I'll sell him, cheap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
Fucking Nazi's ...always alert.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
No one to ralk to? What, he's Scooby Doo now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
Talk...even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
TTH is in the middle of nowhere...no DSL...no one to ralk to....hell, No bathroom....He's been calling to bitch.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
There are those lapses in comment response... but it's way past Seany-poo's bed time.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
who der??
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
Not asleep, but I'm in need of it.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
SEE? Mention a mofo and there they go........commenting while you're typin trash.....TRASH???? AGGY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
Knock, Knock.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:17 am
CCCCCOMBO....never mind!!! I like to switch it up every now and then....funny.....I wonder around this time who is passed out at their computers....Sean? Harrk? Where'd ja go? Moooooo I'm not even gonna mention your name...you may just knock on my door...
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:50 am
Pssst! NIK. I think MO knows about Jeffrey. Better down low it for a tad hon. He'll soon come to think he just imagined it. His insecurity is your biggest ally. P.S. I need a good pool boy, can I have his #? I mean, yer not using him for a bit ....
MO - July 25, 2009, 5:42 pm
Fred's ded. Nobody here but Jeffey...
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 5:40 pm
Fred?
Nik - July 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Awww!! That's so sweet Hank!! I mean MO. Thank You!!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:03 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Happy Birthday Nik! (AKA, Jeffrey)
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
Good one MO...Happy B-Day Nik!!!
Surri-Sama - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
This is sweet...to bad fools will probably bash it :|


SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - You'll have to learn Spanish, the drivers sucks, traffic is horrendous, people are mean, crime is high and urban blight ubiquitous... but this never, ever happens.


TAGS: winter weather ice snow storm car frozen
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Who FARTED!!! - October 19, 2009, 7:58 am
We got the bomb ass tacos in Califas too.
reason - September 23, 2009, 4:58 pm
nah its not a joke. but up in the northeast you wont have to deal with tsunamis, earthquakes, forest fires, flooding ect. the asshole drives and people yea they are here too. spanish is not necessary but is becoming helpful to know
familyghost - May 22, 2009, 11:28 am
That is just awesome. I wonder if it was a practical joke.


Monday -


TAGS: frown bad horrible
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

GoForthAndDie - December 7, 2008, 8:31 pm
An hour after hitting the Taco Bell drive-thru.


HELL -


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by culos



PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




Passé -


TAGS: frogs french word play ballet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - April 25, 2014, 10:50 pm
amen brother


Is that you calling me home for dinner, mom? -




ESCAPADES -




SIMPLICITY -




ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it


TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm

can post to motitwist as well.


BLUE FROGS - Red means danger, so these should be fine to lick.


TAGS: frogs lick
Rating: 4.25/5

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forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:55 pm
lol


PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS - Old Hippies Never Die They Just Fade In and Out


TAGS: wow man i can see 1967 from here
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

RON - October 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
LOL TOO! 5+L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 8:08 pm
Excellent. Hope Harr doesn't take offence. *snickers*
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL!! 5L


MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!




FROGGER - Not so entertaining in real life.


TAGS: frogger games funny sexy jailbait
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Sniperzoo

uuh - June 1, 2009, 3:10 pm
Jailbait and sexy as tag? lmao.


THANKSGIVING -




FROGS - France national dish since the Bronze Age




OH NOM NOM NOM -


TAGS: nom nom eat frog
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Florisb

rnbw00 - June 24, 2011, 6:47 pm
Mmm, Tastes like chicken.
R.S.Jake - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
Of course it's alive! Would you want to eat a dead frog? Gross!
phydeaux - February 7, 2010, 11:50 pm
But I like being swallowed whole and alive...
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:13 pm
NO!!!! KERMIT!!!!!!
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:59 am
Here's a disturbing thought. The frog is probably being swallowed alive


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